What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

• Next story They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.
• Previous story I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

You may also like...

• Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

  April 12, 2024

• Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!

  May 31, 2025

• Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

  October 24, 2021