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One Star Batman Jokes

Dad I’m thirsty!
Hello Thirsty. I’m Batman.

What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham.

Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?
Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence.

Why doesn’t Batman like going on nature walks?
He can’t stand poison ivy.

Holy Kleenex Batman!
It was right under our nose and we blew it!

Where does batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom.


Two Star Batman Jokes

What does Batman like to put in his drinks?
Just ice.


Three Star Batman Jokes

If Batman was a tree, he’d be Spruce Wayne.

Eight sodiums walk into a bar…
… followed by a Batman


Four Star Batman Jokes

If you ever have a child you should name him Gotham so if he cries in the middle of the night you can turn to my spouse, wake him up, and say ‘Gotham needs you’.

What is a Batman’s favourite part of the joke?
The punch line.

Batman doesn’t make New Year’s Resolutions. He enforces them.


Five Star Batman Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.

Why is Two Face one of the best villains?
Because he’s not half bad!

Who is Batman?

A fictional character known as World’s Greatest Detective, The Caped Crusader, and Dark Knight – Batman is a stalwart of the super hero world. While he has no super powers – his skills and knowledge give him the advantage over his enemies as he seeks to bring justice to the world.

Batman first appeared in 1939 in Detective Comics #27 as the ‘the Bat-Man’ and was so popular that in 1940 received his first own comic. His popularity has grown since and in 2011 – 71 years after gaining his own comic – was rated as the second most popular comic book hero after Superman.