Banana Jokes

You would think that banana jokes would be hard to come by. I bet you didn’t know that slipping on banana jokes have been popular since the early 1900’s. Before then, banana skins were thought to be a real health hazard as people used to throw their garbage on the ground. Rotting banana skins can be quite slippery it seems.

In fact, somewhere in the 1880’s, Harper’s Weekly published an article criticising people who tossed their banana skins out on public footpaths, because it could likely result in broken limbs. Now that’s a hazard.


A banana walked into his local menswear store and said, ‘I need some new trousers, these bright yellow ones will do – I find them quite apeeling.’


Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well


Why was the Banana scared?
He saw the salad roll.



What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
A banana shake!


How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana!


Where do you learn to make banana splits?
In sundae school.


Why did the monkey eat the banana?
Because he likes them.

Why did the monkey eat heaps and heaps of bananas?
He likes them a bunch.


What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana split!


What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!


Knock knock. Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!?



What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing – banana’s can’t talk!


Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist?
Because it had a split personality.


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!


A banana walks into a bar, shouts out to the bartender and orders a coconut drink.
Bartender says, “Don’t you want a Monkey’s Brain?’
Banana says, ‘No – I see you got the last one!’.