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Daily Dad Joke
Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.
September 30, 2023
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot!
September 29, 2023
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.
“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
September 28, 2023
What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
September 27, 2023