Ladies and gentlehen, gather round – it’s our favorite animal jokes, the chicken!
One egg chicken jokes
Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the perfect drumsticks!
What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
Why did the chicken get a promotion? For being an egg-ceptional employee!
Why do chickens make terrible baseball players? Because they always hit fowl balls!
Two egg chicken jokes
What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? A chicken Caesar salad!
Why do chickens sit on eggs? They don’t know how to use chairs!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
How does a chicken send mail? With hen-velopes and chick-stamps!
Three egg chicken jokes
Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them!
Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a bawk!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a calculator? A mathemachicken!
Why did the chicken get a ticket? For running a-fowl of the law!
What’s a chicken’s favorite kind of dog? A hen-dog, of course!
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? To lay it on the line!
Four egg chicken jokes
What’s a chicken’s favorite type of humor? Poultry jokes!
What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A handy-hen!
What do chickens study in school? Eggonomics!
Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans