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Seen on Facebook: Just trying to setup an umbrella post to capture the wet weather spirit while Facebook is flooded with posts about the rain.

One Star Weather Jokes

Looks like the weather reporter is out of a job.
Turns out news of a coming flood was leaked.

Who was the meteorologist’s favourite relative?
His anticyclone

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket

What’s a weatherman’s favourite reptile?
A blizzard
How are men just like the weather?
You can’t do anything to change either one of them.

What’s it called when it’s raining ducks and chickens?
Fowl weather.

What’s more destructive than raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.

What’s a tornado’s favourite game?

Two Star Weather Jokes

Two guys sitting in at a football match waiting for the game to start.
One turns to the other and says,
“I hope the rain keeps up!”
“Oh – why?”
“So it doesn’t come down!”

Why do you eating casserole so much in Winter?
Because it’s chilli weather!

The snowstorm arrived at a fortuitous moment. It was white on time.

Three Star Weather Jokes

How do weather reporters greet each other?
With heat waves

Goodbye foggy weather – you won’t be mist.

Did you see the movie about that tornado?
It’s got a great twist.

Flooding problems at home?
I Noah guy.

Sadly a weather photographer friend of mine died recently.
His last photos of lighting storms were quite striking though.
Just recently we warned him to be careful chasing storms.
He didn’t listen and during a hail storm he was knocked out cold.

I find sunburnt people quite attractive.
I don’t know why, they’re just quite appealing.