I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 15/09/2023
When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. December 12, 2024
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 20, 2024