Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.

• Next story “Dad, I’m hungry.” Hello, Hungry. I’m Dad.
• Previous story How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

You may also like...

• I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

  April 18, 2024

• What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don’t look at me I’m changing!

  February 20, 2025

• Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

  July 3, 2023