I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop signing “I’m A Believer”… Then I saw her face.

• Next story Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
• Previous story Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

You may also like...

• In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

  February 24, 2024

• What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

  February 3, 2025

• I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

  December 24, 2023