Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons! Today’s Daily Dad Joke 02/11/2021
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!” December 4, 2022
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”. August 21, 2021