A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

• Next story Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad
• Previous story Whiteboards … are remarkable.

You may also like...

• What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.

  October 27, 2021

• Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.

  April 28, 2025

• I knew I shouldn’t steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

  February 24, 2021