Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

Today’s Daily Dad Joke 28/08/2021

• Next story Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.
• Previous story Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot!

You may also like...

• I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

  February 1, 2023

• What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

  July 8, 2022

• Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

  September 11, 2022