Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot! Today’s Daily Dad Joke 27/08/2021
In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. February 24, 2024
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!” September 24, 2024