What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

• Next story What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!
• Previous story What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

You may also like...

• “I’ll call you later.” Don’t call me later, call me Dad.

  August 20, 2024

• When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

  February 2, 2024

• I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

  June 22, 2023