Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

• Next story Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Previous story Why can’t you use “Beef stew” as a password? Because it’s not stroganoff.

You may also like...

• To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you’re happy now.

  June 9, 2025

• A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

  December 1, 2024

• When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

  July 20, 2022