I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. July 5, 2021
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!” August 19, 2024
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. June 19, 2025