A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” August 7, 2022
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!” May 6, 2024