what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper!

• Next story Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
• Previous story I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

You may also like...

• I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

  July 21, 2022

• I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

  December 3, 2023

• Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

  January 8, 2021