I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

• Next story How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
• Previous story What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

You may also like...

• Sore throats are a pain in the neck!

  October 14, 2022

• What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

  March 13, 2025

• My friend keeps telling me “Cheer up. You aren’t stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water.” I know he means well.

  July 2, 2025