I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

• Next story How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
• Previous story What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

You may also like...

• I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

  June 13, 2024

• Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

  June 30, 2024

• A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

  October 9, 2022