Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!

• Next story I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
• Previous story “Dad, I’m cold.” “Go stand in the corner, I hear it’s 90 degrees.”

You may also like...

• Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.

  October 11, 2023

• What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

  May 8, 2024

• If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

  April 10, 2024