Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer. August 2, 2022
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 15, 2023