I knew I shouldn’t steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

• Next story What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
• Previous story What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

You may also like...

• What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils.

  May 20, 2024

• My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

  June 30, 2025

• It takes guts to be an organ donor.

  August 14, 2023