Ever wondered why bees hum? It’s because they don’t know the words.

• Next story Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
• Previous story Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

You may also like...

• I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

  July 20, 2024

• I was in an 80’s band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

  November 5, 2021

• Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?”

  October 1, 2023