I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. September 3, 2023
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere. November 7, 2021
So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” December 5, 2020