Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 17/04/2024
How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd…. etc November 12, 2022
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. November 30, 2021