What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. November 17, 2023
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me. November 22, 2023
Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.” January 29, 2021