Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they’re just a bit shady.

• Next story Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
• Previous story Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

You may also like...

• I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.

  July 29, 2021

• What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

  June 5, 2024

• A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

  November 13, 2024