The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

• Next story What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
• Previous story I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

You may also like...

• I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn’t have the balls.

  August 27, 2023

• I was in an 80’s band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

  December 18, 2020

• How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it’s a really obscure number. You’ve probably never heard of it.

  May 29, 2023