Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

• Next story When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!
• Previous story A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

You may also like...

• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

  July 12, 2021

• What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

  May 3, 2024

• What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

  October 6, 2023