A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” Today’s Daily Dad Joke 07/08/2022
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks–it cost me an arm and a leg! June 16, 2023
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. April 18, 2024