Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

• Next story My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it’s so bad, I’d say it’s terrible.
• Previous story My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home…

You may also like...

• How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1… or 2?

  September 30, 2021

• A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

  September 12, 2022

• How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

  July 13, 2022