Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. December 17, 2022
People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits! November 6, 2023
I’ve been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can’t seem to get it going. October 4, 2021