Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!

• Next story I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
• Previous story I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

You may also like...

• “Dad, I’m hungry.” Hello, Hungry. I’m Dad.

  November 29, 2023

• What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

  September 15, 2024

• Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.

  November 26, 2021