What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils.

• Next story Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Previous story What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

You may also like...

• What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

  March 5, 2021

• My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That’s sage advice.

  February 25, 2021

• When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

  January 5, 2023