Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 06/09/2021
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” November 13, 2020