What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

• Next story Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
• Previous story Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

You may also like...

• I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year…the sails are going through the roof

  November 15, 2021

• Did you know that protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were catholic.

  November 29, 2024

• I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

  February 14, 2024