What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 16/09/2024
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel. June 10, 2021
A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack. May 9, 2023