What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch!

• Next story In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
• Previous story What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.

You may also like...

• Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, “do you smell fish?”

  March 9, 2025

• I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal.

  October 17, 2023

• What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

  June 16, 2024