In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 22/11/2020
There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. October 27, 2022
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. November 25, 2024