What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.

• Next story Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
• Previous story The rotation of earth really makes my day.

You may also like...

• A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

  August 22, 2024

• What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!

  June 5, 2023

• Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

  March 2, 2021