I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

• Next story What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
• Previous story A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

You may also like...

• What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

  February 18, 2024

• Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.

  May 19, 2023

• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’

  March 28, 2024