I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 14/11/2020
Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore. March 7, 2023
A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” April 11, 2021