It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws.

• Next story The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.
• Previous story Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.

You may also like...

• Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.”

  January 29, 2021

• I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

  December 3, 2023

• Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

  December 25, 2024