The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

• Next story A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
• Previous story It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws.

You may also like...

• Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

  July 21, 2021

• When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

  December 12, 2024

• What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.

  April 13, 2024