Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 10/03/2023
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” November 13, 2020
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. October 5, 2023
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me. November 22, 2023