A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ Today’s Daily Dad Joke 13/11/2021
A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack. May 9, 2023
What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars November 14, 2024