Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

• Next story What is bread’s favorite number? Leaven.
• Previous story What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.

You may also like...

• I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

  November 14, 2020

• Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

  September 26, 2021

• Americans can’t switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

  May 27, 2025