What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils.

• Next story I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
• Previous story They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.

You may also like...

• Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

  April 9, 2024

• What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don’t look at me I’m changing!

  May 7, 2021

• I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year…the sails are going through the roof

  November 15, 2021