If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

• Next story What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
• Previous story Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

You may also like...

• I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

  August 3, 2021

• How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

  August 6, 2023

• Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

  December 2, 2022