Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

• Next story Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
• Previous story Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

You may also like...

• A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

  August 7, 2022

• When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

  December 22, 2020

• I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

  January 26, 2021