I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 23/05/2023
What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils. August 2, 2024
Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don’t know watt they are talking about. They’re not that bright. November 17, 2022
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. December 1, 2020